(Sung to "Chimchiminey")
Antinomy, antinomy, antinomy--
it's not merely one but it's two QEDs--
antinomy, antinomy, antinomy--
contradictory results from the same premises!
(Despite what one thinks--both can't be believed!)
Immanuel Kant said the world can't begin
then thought better of it, and said it can't end;
how better adjoin separate theses as these
but publicize them as Kant's antinomies?
Old Zeno thought space a remarkable thing
(somewhat as we think of a pig on the wing);
Achilles could not catch a Testudines
if burdened by so many antinomies!
We search for the truth till the end of the day--
but closer approaching seems farther away--
an infinite effort our destiny be--
the lover of wisdom's own antinomy!